They dropped their pants, now they drop their guard a little more. Get to know your favorite month’s man with these helpful profiles.

Jacob - 8th St. Ale Haus
  • Endurance: 8.4
  • AM Awakedness: 1.3
  • Fitness at Anytime: 8.4
  • Body Hair: 0.2
  • Beardability: 8.6
  • Special Abilities: Flavor Profiling, Lady Chatting, Crazy drink Making
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    Joe - Plymouth Brewing Company
  • Baldness: 9.0
  • Multi-tasking: 8.5
  • Tattoos: 10
  • Body Hair: 6.0
  • Beardability: 9.5
  • Special Abilities: Growing shades from my head, Inverted buttocks, Air-guitar
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    Matt - 3 Sheeps Brewing
  • Strength: 6.7
  • Hitting the High Notes: 2.3
  • Tattoos: 8.4
  • Body Hair: 5.3
  • Beardability: 7.2
  • Special Abilities: Brewing stuff, Cat-whispering, Shapeshifting
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    Grant - 3 Sheeps Brewing
  • Endurance: 9.3
  • Flexibility: 10
  • Taco Truck Pursuit: 8.8
  • Body Hair: 8.1
  • Beardability: 9.2
  • Special Abilities: Multitasking, Once-in-a-generation dance talent, Wooden staff fighting
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    Eric - 8th St. Ale Haus
  • Constitution: 7.8
  • Wheat Craving: 7.5
  • Brewing Coordination: 9.7
  • Body Hair: 4.6
  • Beardability: 9.2
  • Special Abilities: Yeast propagation, Snow/Surf video editing, Zombie zpocalypse preparedness
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    James - 3 Sheeps Brewing
  • Awareness: 6.8
  • Durability: 8.2
  • Donut Eating: 2.4
  • Body Hair: 7.2
  • Beardability: 4.6
  • Special Abilities: Hosting beer dinners, Not finishing donuts, Laser beam eyes
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    Mitch - Plymouth Brewing Company
  • Agility: 3.2
  • Multi-tasking: 10
  • Tattoos: 9.2
  • Body Hair: 5.6
  • Beardability: 8.7
  • Special Abilities: Global beer taster, Master lego builder, Ninja-like knife skills
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    Dave - 3 Sheeps Brewing
  • Agility: 9.4
  • Nutrition: 1.3
  • Pulling the pallet jack: 10
  • Body Hair: 4.2
  • Beardability: 7.6
  • Special Abilities: Handiwork, Surfing, Making donuts appear as if from nowhere
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    Kurt - 8th St. Ale Haus
  • Dexterity: 9.9
  • Tap Knowledge: 9.3
  • Hefe-Loving: 2.2
  • Body Hair: 1.0
  • Beardability: 9.4
  • Special Abilities: Recipe Creation, High ABV sessionablity, Mixing Business with Pleasure
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    Alex - 3 Sheeps Brewing
  • Stealth:7.8
  • Tattoos: 10
  • Height: 3.4
  • Body Hair: 7.5
  • Beardability: 9.2
  • Special Abilities: Beer collecting, Southern twang, Assassin
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    Randy - 8th St. Ale Haus
  • Wisdom: 9.8
  • Dry-Walling: 8.8
  • Draft Knowledge: 9.1
  • Body Hair: 7.2
  • Beardability: 4.7
  • Special Abilities: Brewhouse construction, Prompt bill paying, Stump fiddle
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